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Heather said: "Thanks for the laugh!"
helplesscase said: "haha........... :D"
UniqueMystique said: "Drive-thru banks were invented so that cars could meet their real owners.
When your work speaks for itself.....don't interrupt.
A fool and his money are soon running for public office.
To avoid success, continue to do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about but rarely finds.
Knowing and not doing are equal to not knowing at all.
Your best work is done when your boss isn't looking.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
Success is going from mistake to mistake without loosing enthusiasm.
Change is the law of life.
Hell hath no fury like a woman at a sale that can't find her size.
Life happens to you while you're making other plans.
We have nothing to fear except sanity itself.
Silence is golden but yelling is more fun.
Work and you will be strong...workout and you will smell.
Marriage is an expensive way to have someone cook for you for free.
You will never encounter failure...only temporary setbacks.
Well done is better than a dry well.
Don't look behind you...you've already seen it.
There is nothing permanent except a premanent wave.
A cheerful heart is good medicine...but a cold beer is even better.
Your friends are like money...easier made than kept.
Always look on the bright side....it could be worse.
Insanity takes it's toll...please have your change ready."
UniqueMystique said: "If you live in a glass house...be sure to shower in the basement.
The harder you work...the more luck you will have.
Sure, I multitask...I read in the restroom.
Gambling: The way to turn something into nothing.
Not only is life a b*tch...it's spawned offspring.
Advice: Don't stand between a dog and a fire hydrant.
Few things are harder to put up with than a good role model.
Courage is being the only one that knows you are afraid.
Life is short. Don't you wish you were taller?
Base your fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
Don't grow old gracefully...have face-lifts until your ears meet."
Holly said: ":) How clever!"
bound_inamorata said: "love 'em :D"
Qian said: "Very clever, thanks for the pick-me-up."