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Lets tell a story...about missing Matt.


DBrew said: "I honestly can not think of anything to add to this story! Me-at aloss for words. What is the world coming to? Maybe he reached his goal weight and decided to quit coming on."

naynay said: "But wait he thought, somthing is different. Somthing that he could not see the other night."

naynay said: "[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="4"]He thought to himself, " maybe she is a crazy woman, who is watching my every move." "I wounder if she will accompany me with her presences on Saturday?" he said to himself.[/SIZE][/FONT]"

naynay said: "[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="4"]Matt was absolutely stunned. The redhead stopped dead in her tracks and looked hurt.[/SIZE][/FONT]"

help6363 said: "Saturday soon arrived and Matt waited outside the gym. He looked down at his watch and as he looked up he saw the redhead walking towards him."

help6363 said: "......and back to the story............ 'Yes,' replied Matt. The redhead slipped Matt her number and he sat at the bar thinking about glad he was that he posted his pics on Featherish."

help6363 said: "He looked down into his empty wallet and he took a deep breath. As he looked up he saw the redhead walking towards him."

help6363 said: "'I know you from somewhere,' said the redhead. 'Oh, I have seen your pics on Featherish!'"

lakelady said: "OK, two sentences from everyone, I'll start; [SIZE="3"][SIZE="4"]Matt sighed as he noticed the very beautiful, but clearly very high maintenance red-head checking him out from her seat at the bar. Due to the last round of Martinis, he had exactly $4.32 in his wallet.[/SIZE][/SIZE]"

lakelady said: "Matt searched his memory, there were SEVERAL redheads on featherish, But he didn't recall THIS one there, he began to have doubts about her story. [SIZE="1"](stop it midnight, you're scaring me!!!)[/SIZE]"

lakelady said: "With a wink the blonde gushes, " oh SWEETIE, you're SO LATE, I was SO worried! She throws herself into matt's arms and plants a toe-curling kiss on him!"

DrCOOL959 said: "I see where this is going lol! Here you go: 'Oh lord' he says with his hand on his forehead, "I'll never drink again!"."

**Shorti** said: "Matt humbley nods and comments "Yeah well I decided life was better like this. Want to come sweat it off with me sometime?" :roll: I couldnt resist"

**Shorti** said: "Matt tries to catch the blonde's attention with a pleading look and adds in a whisper, "Play along.... SO Josie people like us have never had weigh issues and we've always been in shape. I'm such a gym buff! Lets go inside and do our weekly 'routine'.""

mariposa said: "The more Matt thought about her the less he thought meeting her was a good idea. He scanned the room his eyes lighting on the blond who met his eyes and smiled warmly in his direction."

echoecho said: "Ok i meet you at the gym this Saturday around about 9am. Was that the sort of sweatiness you was talking about?"

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