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Home >> Diet Forums >> Take a break and have some fun!!!!!!

Take a break and have some fun!!!!!!

Heather said: "LOL. That was cute!"

Darren said: "The government gives us the "mushroom treatment". They keep us in the dark and feed us sh*t :)"

helplesscase said: ""There once was a peanut who sat on a track, not one word did he mutter. He heard a train come flying by, choo-choo peanut butter!" Haha, I'm so immature..... :D"

UniqueMystique said: "I learned it like this: Oh, a peanut sat on the railroad track His heart was all a flutter Along came the 12:05 Toot, toot Peanut Butter :D"

UniqueMystique said: "Way down in Louisiana, Boudreaux's old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come. So he brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy and the doctor looked over at Boudreaux and said, "Hey, Boudreaux! You just had you-self a son! Ain't dat grand!" Boudreaux got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!" The doctor then delivered a little girl. He said, "Hey, Boudreaux! You got you-self a daughter! She a pretty lil ting, too." Boudreaux got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said, "Hold on, we still ain't got done yet!" The doctor then delivered another boy and said, Boudreaux, you just had you-self another boy!" When Boudreaux and his wife went home with their three children, he sat down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat night what we run out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere "tree-in-one" Oil?" His wife said, "Yeah, I do!" Boudreaux said, "Man, it's a dang good ting we didn't use no WD-forty!"

Qian said: "Thought it would be fun to tell jokes to relax and de-stress. Share if you want A mushroom walks into a bar. The Bartender looks at him and says, "We don't serve your kind here." The Mushroom replies, "Why not, I'm a fungi." :D"

Qian said: "Two cookies go into the oven, one says, "Ahhhhhh it's hot in here!" The other cookies screams, "Ahhhhhhh, a talking cookie!""

Qian said: "A duck walks into a bar, asks the bartender, "Hey, you got any grapes?" Bartender: "No, we don't" Duck: "Are you sure?" Bartender: "Yep." The duck leaves. Duck walks into the bar the next day and asks the bartender, "Hey, you got any grapes?" Bartender: "No, we don't" Duck: "Are you sure?" Bartender: "Yep." The duck leaves. Duck walks into the bar again and asks the bartender, "Hey, you got any grapes?" Bartender: "If you come in here and ask if we have grapes again I'm gonna hammer your bill to the bar!" The Duck leaves. The Duck walks into the bar the next day and asks, "Hey, you got a hammer?" Bartender: "No." The duck asks, "Hey, you got any grapes?""

meldives said: "LOL, there's some good ones there! Each year in the Christmas bon bons there are jokes. My brother got this one last year and loved it... Q. What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? A. Half way! I guess there's no accounting for taste :rolleyes: (although it is sorta funny!) meldives"

kemb2722 said: "What do you call a fish with no eyes? --->>>> fsssshhh! lol It's better in person, and it's my only joke, so laugh damnit!"

TonyH said: "Ol' Red's wife was in labor, so he sent his eldest son to fetch the Doc/Veteranarian to come out to the farm so he could birth the baby. Doc arrived in short order, and asked Ol' Red to hold up a lantern so he could see what he was doing. Ol' mamma gave birth in short order. 1st came a baby boy, then a baby girl, then another boy, then another. After the 4th, Ol' Red leaned into Doc's ear and asked, "You s'pose its the light thats 'tractin' 'em?""