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spectrachic311 said: "The summer before last, my husband and I went to his cousin's wedding in Minnesota and wedding receptions=free beer to my husband's family. So naturally he drank all he could while we were there...15 beers later and he was dancing around like an idiot, laughing and acting stupid. I was SO pissed, for one because I had to drive back to the hotel and be the responsible one and also because my husband was just acting so freakin' stupid. We got in the car and he tried pulling the knobs off of everything and complaining that they didn't come off. :P Revenge came later that night though...he got sick in the hotel room and threw up in front of me. And I took care of him and cleaned him up. Maybe that's why he decided to marry me ;) He's never gotten that drunk since, so I guess he learned his lesson!"

GreenEyes said: "Hahahahaaaaaaaa, sorry had to laugh at your post. I have been there and done that. Some men are bonkers when they drink. One night my husband was drinking with a guy he had only met the same night, by the end of the night they were both so drunk and telling eachother "I love ya bro" "We tight and always will be" Do you think they ever saw eachother again? LOL I know how you can get even.....wait until your husband falls asleep and bang some pots and pans over his head..lol or even better wait until you know his head is hurting from the hang over and play some music really loud."

cyndarella said: "So, do you know how frustrating it is to wake up at 5 in the morning to use the bathroom only to find that your husband and brother are still awake drunk off their butts? Now it's 9:27 and they're in the pool as drunk & obnoxious as can be. I'm really, really, really pissed off! It's no fun being the sober one I'll tell you that much. It's not like this is a regular occurance, but I'm so angry about it. They're acting like complete morons and all I wish they'd do is just sober up. Atleast they're not drinking anymore. Sorry, had to vent before I exploded with anger, although to be honest, I'm still ticked:mad: Oh, and if by chance this is read by my dear ol' bro, it's not you that's being that bad. Jamie is the most obnoxious drunk person I've ever met in my entire life!!!"

cyndarella said: "Let's just say they've sort of got what they deserve. They both somehow forgot to put sunblock on and fried their backs. I must have forgotten to remind them-- OOOPPPSSS...... I know what it's like to deal with a guy who's gotten sick also, Spectra. The last time my hubby (before he was my hubby) got so drunk when we were camping and he puked all over our sleeping bags during the night in his sleep. First, I was fuming because it was freezing out and I had to grab a sweatshirt that was wet and freezing cold from outside the tent to lay on and second, he could have really hurt himself if he hadn't been laying on his stomach. I guess we've all got our stories... I'm not as mad anymore, but I sure was angry this morning! He's also lucky that last fiasco was over 5 yrs ago!"

Jenonymous said: "Or just scream at him for being a jerk. Mwahaha."