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Heather said: "LOL.
Maybe it's the marketing companies more than satan?"
Cupcake said: "This was e mailed to me... THought I'd share it.
In the beginning, God covered the earth with
broccoli, cauliflower, spinach and with green,
yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and
Woman would live long and healthy lives.
Then, using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Ben
and Jerry's and Krispy Kreme. And Satan said, "You
want hot fudge with that?" And Man said "Yes." And
Woman said,
"I'll have one too.... with sprinkles." And lo they
each gained 10 pounds.
Then God created healthful yogurt that Woman might
keep the figure that Man found so fair.
And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat
and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman
went from size 2 to size 14.
So God said, "Try my fresh green garden salad." And
Satan presented crumbled Bleu Cheese dressing and
garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman
unfastened their belts following the repast.
God then said, "I have sent you heart-healthy
vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them."
And Satan brought forth deep-fried coconut shrimp,
butter dipped lobster chunks and chicken-fried
steaks so big they needed their own platters. And
Man's cholesterol went through the roof.
Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in
fat and brimming with potassium and good nutrition.
Then Satan peeled off the healthful skin, sliced the
starchy center into chips and deep-fried them in
animal fats, adding copious quantities of salt. And
Man and Woman packed on more pounds.
God then brought forth running shoes so that His
children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan
introduced cable TV with remote control so Man would
not have to toil when changing the channels.
And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the
flickering light and started wearing stretchy lycra
jogging suits.
God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume
fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And
Satan created McDonald's and the 99-cent double
cheeseburger. Then Satan said, "You want fries with
that?" And Man replied, "Yes...and super size 'em!"
And Satan said,
"It is good." And Man and Woman went into cardiac
arrest.
God sighed and created quadruple by-pass surgery.
Satan chuckled and created HMO's."
helplesscase said: "Haha, thats cute. :D"