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darkpheonix said: "MM I found these while surfing the net and thought that I would share. Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex Author Unknown 10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. 6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are. 5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy. 4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door. 3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2) Less guilt the morning after. 1) You can do the whole neighborhood! Trick or Treating by the Signs Author Unknown Halloween habits, both ghoulish and ghastly ... [B]Aries[/B] pushes the others aside to get to the door first. [B]Taurus[/B] will only eat the finest of Swiss chocolates. [B]Gemini[/B] goes around the neighborhood once, changes costumes and goes around again. [B]Cancer[/B] stays at home and gives candy to the other trick-or-treaters. [B]Leo[/B] plans their costume for months, then won't go out because someone else had the same idea. [B]Virgo [/B] wears a neatly-pressed suit and tells everyone they're a bookkeeper. [B]Libra[/B] is still standing in front of the closet trying to decide on a costume. [B]Scorpio[/B] isn't in it for the candy. [B]Sagittarius[/B] will manage to wander to the next town. [B]Capricorn[/B] makes a list of all the houses that give good candy and the optimal route to take. [B]Aquarius[/B] builds their costume out of spare flashlights and spends all night tinkering when it shorts. [B]Pisces [/B] skips the whole thing to compose poetry to the Moon. BB Dark Pheonix"